It's been a long time since I've been on the marriage interview date. You know the "I'm-seeing-if-I-want-you-to-be-the-father-of-my-children" date.
I've had a few dates with a 36 year old woman, who wants to get down to business before she spends her inheritance on fertility drugs. On our first date, I went to the bathroom and when I got back to the table, she was talking to the two people sitting next to us about adopting.
On a side note, I also tend to use "girl" (e.g. I went on a date with this girl) even though the proper word is woman. No disrespect is ever intended and while I support feminism, I draw the line at girls who get pissed over such petty shit. Anyway, I digress, but I bring this up because every time I use "girl" when I should use "woman" this girl mentions it.
Okay, back to hell.
So, not only did my date include the interview questions, but I receieved two emails with more follow up questions. That's a lot of questions to be answering without being paid (or at least getting a piece).
Here are the unedited questions I was emailed:
1) Have you ever had your heart broken and if so, what did you do to deal with it?
2) How do you describe yourself politically (your profile says liberal but is that the term you use when asked?)
3) What is the average age of women you've dated in the past two years?
4) Would you rate your sex drive low, medium or high?
5) What is a characteristic you absolutely cannot stand in someone you're involved with?
6) Who do you admire most?
7)Do you travel much and if so, where do you like to travel?
8)What is your number one complaint about men? About women? (Traits that you see overwhelmingly in one gender or the other)
9)What cause or issue do you feel most strongly about?
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